Okay, so maybe I don't really want super-low rise skinny maternity pants, but the maternity clothes I've seen so far are mostly very stodgy. I know there are more over 40 women getting pregnant, but the average age for a first pregnancy is still mid-20s. This means we don't just want trousers.
In summary, up yours, Target. Your sucky maternity selection means I'm going to be buying most of my new wardrobe at Old Navy, where there is lots of selection and the clothes are actually cool looking.