Our sorry educational system
teacher shows to much cleavage - Is this anything like "star shows to much applause?"
learning wedding - You're making me cry.
all about my teachet - Your "teachet" wants you to learn how to spell.
teacher uses alive models for sexed class - You know, I think there is a Monty Python episode where this happens.
thank you letter to teacher - Somehow, I think your teacher might possibly want a letter that you came up with.
i hate teaching sixth graders - Me too!
The world is a strange place
cucumber dildo blog - This is not the blog you're looking for.
funny butte picture - This is the kind of opening bloggers dream of.
woo things to do at walmart - Woo woo? You shouldn't be doing that at Walmart.
warcraft mangos falling - I don't even know what to do with this one.
when life throws - Is life throwing stuff at you? Tell life to knock it off.
Showing posts with label Googled. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Googled. Show all posts
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
googled
im brilliant - I can tell.
hopping on the bandwagon - You tool.
things to do in the middle of the night - I've got a few ideas. [nudge nudge, wink wink]
obsessive worrying global warming - See! This is why you don't show An Inconvenient Truth to little kids.
abo blood gel card china - I really don't know what you're talking about here.
world of warcraft mangos sexy cloth pack - Are you thinking of The Sims?
We just love teachers around here
birthday gift for a teachre - Is this teacher British? How about some crumpets? Marmite?
teacher s&m - You're a very naughty student! Bad, bad boy!
teachers concentration whiskey 0% - When whiskey level is 0%, teacher concentration level is 100%.
Questions I Can, In Fact, Answer
can i have aa genotype when my mom is o blood type - Nope. [gasp] Are you just discovering the long hidden family secret that you were stolen as an infant?
how many hours to drive to montana - 16.5 hours. If you make quick pit stops, it will take all of 17 hours.
hopping on the bandwagon - You tool.
things to do in the middle of the night - I've got a few ideas. [nudge nudge, wink wink]
obsessive worrying global warming - See! This is why you don't show An Inconvenient Truth to little kids.
abo blood gel card china - I really don't know what you're talking about here.
world of warcraft mangos sexy cloth pack - Are you thinking of The Sims?
We just love teachers around here
birthday gift for a teachre - Is this teacher British? How about some crumpets? Marmite?
teacher s&m - You're a very naughty student! Bad, bad boy!
teachers concentration whiskey 0% - When whiskey level is 0%, teacher concentration level is 100%.
Questions I Can, In Fact, Answer
can i have aa genotype when my mom is o blood type - Nope. [gasp] Are you just discovering the long hidden family secret that you were stolen as an infant?
how many hours to drive to montana - 16.5 hours. If you make quick pit stops, it will take all of 17 hours.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
googleage
The teaching field is going downhill
neat ideas for a teacher's weddings - Hopefully, they will be the same sorts of ideas one would find for a non-teacher wedding. The ruler, apple, and pencil motif is for classroom use only.
teacher of s&m in las vegas - Umm... Yeah. Wrong kind of teacher.
a goo teacher - You're making me cry.
am i too close with teacher - Matching outfits and outrageous text messaging bills? Too close.
Too many people not using their brains
what does silence is the greatest teacher mean (anonymous) - [crickets]
the good thing i have learned in the past - I don't think I can help you with this one.
thoughts on cooking - Do you like to cook? Then say, "I think I like cooking."
what to say in gratitude to grandparents? - Thank you?
smoke detector won't stop chirping - Um... Yeah. If you die in a fire, this totally gets a Darwin award mention.
shelving books alphabetizing by author fiction - Well, you start with Alan Aardvark...
Medical problems
people who intentionally break things phobia - Best search ever.
Big Brother is watching
is making a wedding mix cd illegal - The real question is, which one of your guests is going to rat on you.
wedding favors mix cds illegal - Singing now! "Paranoia, paranoia. Every body's coming to get me..."
WTF?
national hugging day crotch - No crotch hugs!
hair perm orange, lime lemon - Yummy.
neat ideas for a teacher's weddings - Hopefully, they will be the same sorts of ideas one would find for a non-teacher wedding. The ruler, apple, and pencil motif is for classroom use only.
teacher of s&m in las vegas - Umm... Yeah. Wrong kind of teacher.
a goo teacher - You're making me cry.
am i too close with teacher - Matching outfits and outrageous text messaging bills? Too close.
Too many people not using their brains
what does silence is the greatest teacher mean (anonymous) - [crickets]
the good thing i have learned in the past - I don't think I can help you with this one.
thoughts on cooking - Do you like to cook? Then say, "I think I like cooking."
what to say in gratitude to grandparents? - Thank you?
smoke detector won't stop chirping - Um... Yeah. If you die in a fire, this totally gets a Darwin award mention.
shelving books alphabetizing by author fiction - Well, you start with Alan Aardvark...
Medical problems
people who intentionally break things phobia - Best search ever.
Big Brother is watching
is making a wedding mix cd illegal - The real question is, which one of your guests is going to rat on you.
wedding favors mix cds illegal - Singing now! "Paranoia, paranoia. Every body's coming to get me..."
WTF?
national hugging day crotch - No crotch hugs!
hair perm orange, lime lemon - Yummy.
Monday, June 04, 2007
Googled!
People looking for someone else:
alynda embarrassing - Well, you're bound to encounter a blond moment or two if you scroll down Alyndabear's blog. I, of course, never do anything embarrassing.
blogspot lara teacher san diego - Lara is up at Stanford, you silly person. Look, Lara, I spelled your name correctly!
sean mullins sean mullins - By writing his name twice are you hoping to get even more Sean Mullins in your search results? New Super Sean Mullins, with 2x the Mullins-ness!
Questions I can't answer:
how to walk with mermaid dress - No idea on this one, which is why I won't be getting one. Styles that restrict mobility are stupid.
why is he so weird - OCD in my mom's boyfriend's case, but your mileage may vary.
seafood after surgery c section - I should hope you could eat seafood. The baby is out then, right?
smoke detector 4 chirps - I'm guessing it will chirp a 5th time, then a 6th time, then a 7th time, etc., until you put in new batteries.
The saddest searches ever:
ex died - Yeah, my sister's did, too.
my father passed away last saturday.until now, i have still remember many things and - I guess the thought was too painful to finish. [hugs]
alynda embarrassing - Well, you're bound to encounter a blond moment or two if you scroll down Alyndabear's blog. I, of course, never do anything embarrassing.
blogspot lara teacher san diego - Lara is up at Stanford, you silly person. Look, Lara, I spelled your name correctly!
sean mullins sean mullins - By writing his name twice are you hoping to get even more Sean Mullins in your search results? New Super Sean Mullins, with 2x the Mullins-ness!
Questions I can't answer:
how to walk with mermaid dress - No idea on this one, which is why I won't be getting one. Styles that restrict mobility are stupid.
why is he so weird - OCD in my mom's boyfriend's case, but your mileage may vary.
seafood after surgery c section - I should hope you could eat seafood. The baby is out then, right?
smoke detector 4 chirps - I'm guessing it will chirp a 5th time, then a 6th time, then a 7th time, etc., until you put in new batteries.
The saddest searches ever:
ex died - Yeah, my sister's did, too.
my father passed away last saturday.until now, i have still remember many things and - I guess the thought was too painful to finish. [hugs]
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The latest in queries
More words people used to find their way here.
people suck - Yup. I'm afraid it's true.
best part of teaching - My mom (also a teacher) has a magnet that says that June, July, and August are the best part about teaching. This magnet was obviously not made by a teacher, though, since half of June and August are taken up by school (doesn't get out June 1 in my area) and in-service. July, though mostly free, is filled with planning and continuing education classes. This is the best thing about teaching.
having a crush on a teacher - Unless you're a college student, just let it go man.
having a crush on your 6th grade teacher - Let it go!
1. what is missing from my life? - I believe we've decided that the answer is nudity.
secret clinical antiperspirant -free -ebay -coupon - My armpits are famous. Actually, I've been trying this stuff out and it seems to work pretty well. My sister recently told me about a new antiperspirant she's been using (the name escapes me) which is just excellent (this from a gal who picks out clothing based on how well it hides armpit marks). It only needs to be applied every other night, instead of every night, so I might check it out next.
slutty big booms teacher - Don't make me get out my ruler...
*edited 5:54 pm for clarity*
people suck - Yup. I'm afraid it's true.
best part of teaching - My mom (also a teacher) has a magnet that says that June, July, and August are the best part about teaching. This magnet was obviously not made by a teacher, though, since half of June and August are taken up by school (doesn't get out June 1 in my area) and in-service. July, though mostly free, is filled with planning and continuing education classes. This is the best thing about teaching.
having a crush on a teacher - Unless you're a college student, just let it go man.
having a crush on your 6th grade teacher - Let it go!
1. what is missing from my life? - I believe we've decided that the answer is nudity.
secret clinical antiperspirant -free -ebay -coupon - My armpits are famous. Actually, I've been trying this stuff out and it seems to work pretty well. My sister recently told me about a new antiperspirant she's been using (the name escapes me) which is just excellent (this from a gal who picks out clothing based on how well it hides armpit marks). It only needs to be applied every other night, instead of every night, so I might check it out next.
slutty big booms teacher - Don't make me get out my ruler...
*edited 5:54 pm for clarity*
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Phoning it in
I'm working up to a post with substance, but until then you'll have to subsist on funny pictures and some more odd keywords that have been used to get to my site. I've been having my own private Slayers marathon, so until I can unglue myself from the TV stuff just really isn't happening.
Can you believe this? [snicker] Apparently they have these all over the Midwest. This picture happens to be taken in my favorite little town, Missoula, Montana, which is also home to several cunningly named chain-store knock-offs: Kreate-a-Kritter and Junga Juice. Apparently they're so far off the map that no one ever sues for patent infringement.
I spotted this box while visiting a friend's garage. What stuck me as hilarious was not just the frugality of it (I'm a bit of a pack rat myself), but also how impeccably it was labeled. It takes a special kind of mind to do this sort of thing.
This picture is only funny because Obi just so extraordinarily fat. He's going to outweigh my nephew for a few months yet.
Now on to the recent searches!
tell i have a crush teacher - You have a crush on your teacher? Perhaps you should wait to tell him or her until your grammar has improved.
the evil side of the teacher - Mwahaha! You've found me out. I really hate you and that's why you're failing.
are you moist - Okay... I know what I was talking about, but I don't think that's what you were looking for.
power ballad wedding - There is someone else out there who is totally awesome!
Can you believe this? [snicker] Apparently they have these all over the Midwest. This picture happens to be taken in my favorite little town, Missoula, Montana, which is also home to several cunningly named chain-store knock-offs: Kreate-a-Kritter and Junga Juice. Apparently they're so far off the map that no one ever sues for patent infringement.
I spotted this box while visiting a friend's garage. What stuck me as hilarious was not just the frugality of it (I'm a bit of a pack rat myself), but also how impeccably it was labeled. It takes a special kind of mind to do this sort of thing.
This picture is only funny because Obi just so extraordinarily fat. He's going to outweigh my nephew for a few months yet.
Now on to the recent searches!
tell i have a crush teacher - You have a crush on your teacher? Perhaps you should wait to tell him or her until your grammar has improved.
the evil side of the teacher - Mwahaha! You've found me out. I really hate you and that's why you're failing.
are you moist - Okay... I know what I was talking about, but I don't think that's what you were looking for.
power ballad wedding - There is someone else out there who is totally awesome!
Monday, February 26, 2007
Recent searches (and other oddities)
how to become teacher when 8 years old - Yeah, I can't really help you there. I think that might be against child labor laws.
girly bathrooms - One more thing you won't be finding here. I've only recently discovered the miracle that is the plug-in air freshener, so now the cat bathroom no longer smells like a litter box (and nor does the rest of the house near box-changing day).
how to fix blindness explain to a kid - Who do I look like, someone who can explain things clearly to children? Oh, wait...
In other every-day oddities, my school form for financial student aid is due on May 1st. It quite clearly states on the form itself that the application cannot be processed until they can confirm my summer enrollment, however I cannot actually sign up for summer courses until at least April.
girly bathrooms - One more thing you won't be finding here. I've only recently discovered the miracle that is the plug-in air freshener, so now the cat bathroom no longer smells like a litter box (and nor does the rest of the house near box-changing day).
how to fix blindness explain to a kid - Who do I look like, someone who can explain things clearly to children? Oh, wait...
In other every-day oddities, my school form for financial student aid is due on May 1st. It quite clearly states on the form itself that the application cannot be processed until they can confirm my summer enrollment, however I cannot actually sign up for summer courses until at least April.
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