People looking for someone else:
alynda embarrassing - Well, you're bound to encounter a blond moment or two if you scroll down Alyndabear's blog. I, of course, never do anything embarrassing.
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sean mullins sean mullins - By writing his name twice are you hoping to get even more Sean Mullins in your search results? New Super Sean Mullins, with 2x the Mullins-ness!
Questions I can't answer:
how to walk with mermaid dress - No idea on this one, which is why I won't be getting one. Styles that restrict mobility are stupid.
why is he so weird - OCD in my mom's boyfriend's case, but your mileage may vary.
seafood after surgery c section - I should hope you could eat seafood. The baby is out then, right?
smoke detector 4 chirps - I'm guessing it will chirp a 5th time, then a 6th time, then a 7th time, etc., until you put in new batteries.
The saddest searches ever:
ex died - Yeah, my sister's did, too.
my father passed away last saturday.until now, i have still remember many things and - I guess the thought was too painful to finish. [hugs]