Thursday, January 17, 2008

I take their stuff

The secretary at the front desk of my school has decided that I win the award for Most Interesting Items Confiscated (she knows, as I give them to her for the students' parents to recover). In addition to the more normal items--cell phones, hats, toys--I have recently confiscated a spoon, a tiny Rubik's Cube, and, the coup de grĂ¢ce, a fart machine. A remote controlled fart machine at that. As I was taking the offending item to the front desk, it started to make noises of its own accord. Realising what was happening, I silently walked up behind the student I had seized the item from and demanded the remote.

1 comment:

moonbirdliz said...

hehehehehhe. i love your teacher stories. i know you don't want to do this permanently, but it's a shame that i won't get to continue reading your funny teacher stories. mine aren't nearly as funny. fart machine.